I am certian that your agent is brilliant. You know why? Because only people with IQs over 160 can roll their tongue like that.
Well, IQs over 160 and certain rare forms of drunken chimpanzees (who can be damn useful in a monkey knife fight, or bar brawl.)
Ah, do or do not. There is no try. I'll bring the shank.
The most useful person I was ever privileged to be with in a bar brawl - she did a splendid job of defending both her and my honor while I cowered beneath a table - was an Angolan hooker in Lisbon. She knew her way around a broken bottle. I have no idea what her IQ was, but she seemed plenty smart enough to me at the time. Other than talking though, I never found out any other tricks she could do with her tongue.
My clients know the most interesting people!
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