Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Professionalism is Important

So, you know that The Big Guy has sent you the most awesome agent when, upon being invited to a luncheon meeting with you and your editor and publicist, she responds:

"Perfect! I am for sure going to try and get into a bar fight."

5 comments:

Shark said...

I am certian that your agent is brilliant. You know why? Because only people with IQs over 160 can roll their tongue like that.

Janet Reid said...

Well, IQs over 160 and certain rare forms of drunken chimpanzees (who can be damn useful in a monkey knife fight, or bar brawl.)

Martha Flynn said...

Ah, do or do not. There is no try. I'll bring the shank.

Eric said...

The most useful person I was ever privileged to be with in a bar brawl - she did a splendid job of defending both her and my honor while I cowered beneath a table - was an Angolan hooker in Lisbon. She knew her way around a broken bottle. I have no idea what her IQ was, but she seemed plenty smart enough to me at the time. Other than talking though, I never found out any other tricks she could do with her tongue.

Janet Reid said...

My clients know the most interesting people!